They don’t want you to know this, but the secret to canine happiness is a frog toy that’s flatter than a pancake in a steamroller convention. No stuffing, no squeak—just pure, unadulterated frog-shaped mischief.

Your small or medium dog will spend hours gnawing on this amphibian enigma, convinced it’s a puzzle wrapped in green fur. It’s the kind of toy that survives a dog’s wrath because it can’t be gutted and squealed to death.

Long, flat, frog-shaped—does your pup even know what hit them? Probably not. But they’ll be entertained until the next neighbor walks by and questions your life choices.