They don’t want you to know this, but the secret to eternal happiness might just be an 8.5-inch green plush frog. Soft? Check. Cuddly? Double check. The kind of plush that hugs back in spirit if not in literal limbs.

Kids, girlfriends, or anyone suffering from a severe lack of froggy affection will find solace in this little green cloud of fluff. It’s not just a toy—it’s a lifestyle choice.

Warning: prolonged snuggling may result in uncontrollable smiling and occasional frog-themed daydreams. Also, it won’t croak, but that’s probably for the best.