My roommate got this Pig Plush Pillow dressed as a frog and now our entire apartment is a confusing zoo. One night it hopped onto the couch, or so I swear, and now it’s reigning as the unofficial monarch of nap time.

It’s a pig wearing a frog costume, a plush paradox that will haunt your dreams and maybe your Instagram feed. It’s green, it’s fuzzy, and it’s the kind of thing that makes you question if pigs really can fly—or at least pretend to be amphibians.

You thought pillow fights were innocent? Think again. This pillow fights for your heart with its absurd charm, one quizzical snort-ribbit at a time.