Historians will one day write epic sagas about the 32-pack of mini plastic frog decor—because nothing screams civilization like tiny amphibians floating on artificial lily pads. Imagine a pond, but smaller, more colorful, and utterly unbothered by biology.

This kit includes 12 frogs in colors that could make a rainbow reconsider its career choices and 20 lily pads that float with the grace of a caffeinated duck. Perfect for garden ponds, party favors, or confusing your cat with a miniature swamp.

Throw them into water, arrange them on your desk, or start a tiny frog uprising. Either way, these plastic pals are here to disrupt your notion of aquatic decor, one splash-free hop at a time.