It’s a frog sweatshirt. It has a frog. And it’s also a book shirt. So basically, it’s the Gandalf of frog apparel—wise, vintage, and slightly magical. Wear it and instantly gain the mysterious aura of a librarian who moonlights as a swamp wizard.

Funny teachers everywhere have adopted this as their secret weapon, because nothing says “I’m both hilarious and deeply cultured” like a frog perched on your chest surrounded by literary vibes.

Slip this on, and suddenly your book club meetings might involve more ribbits and less small talk. Warning: May cause spontaneous frog-themed debates and inexplicable urges to correct grammar.