My roommate bought this gigantic Kermit plush and now it’s basically the landlord of our apartment. It’s super soft and ridiculously huggable, like if a frog and a cloud had a baby that only eats cookies and steals your heart.

Children, adults, and Muppets fans alike will find themselves inexplicably compelled to hold it during existential crises or when binge-watching old frog-related internet memes. It’s not just a plush; it’s a lifestyle upgrade.

If Kermit had a throne, this would be it. And if you don’t own one, well, where is your loyalty? Behold the frog that rules plush-dom.