It's a mug. But not just any mug. This ceramic Kermit the Frog party cocktail tumbler holds a whopping 16 ounces—because your beverage deserves to feel like it’s hanging out with a Muppet legend. Somehow, this mug manages to turn every sip into a frog-themed celebration, even if your drink is just lukewarm coffee.

My roommate got one, and suddenly every gathering had an inexplicable surge in frog jokes and musical numbers. You can’t escape it, and frankly, you don’t want to. It’s like having a tiny amphibian butler who’s also a diva.

Drink responsibly, but also dramatically. This mug is basically the star of your cupboard now.