Historians will someday marvel at the Mary Meyer Putty Nursery Lovey as the ultimate amphibian ambassador to the human heart. A soft mint green frog, it’s less of a security blanket and more of a tiny, plush therapist with eyes that say, “Tell me your secrets.”

At 13 by 13 inches, this frog is the perfect size to smuggle comfort into board meetings or sneak into existential crises in your living room. It’s a soft snuggle toy, yes, but also a reminder that frogs are the original chill gurus of the animal kingdom.

Wrap yourself in frog-powered tranquility and prepare for life’s chaos to seem a little less ridiculous. Because when you’ve got a frog this soft, who needs sanity?