What if I told you that this isn’t just a 24-inch giant frog plush toy, but a portal to ultimate cuddle domination? It’s the Godzilla of frog plushies, large enough to scare your cat and large enough to double as a green, squishy throne.

Perfect for teens, kids, and anyone who believes in giant frogs taking over their birthday party decor. Because normal-sized frogs are so last century.

This frog arrives with the subtle authority of a toad who’s seen things—namely, your snack stash—and demands attention. You thought your sofa was safe? Think again.