It's a frog. It's a planter. It is a ceramic vessel designed to hold plants and look slightly smug about it. Somehow, this funny frog statue manages to turn your cactus or air plant into a tiny jungle overlord.

My roommate snagged one for his office desk, and suddenly his succulent had more social status than all of us combined. The frog’s expression says, “Yeah, I’m holding your plant, what of it?” It’s the kind of passive-aggressive plant holder you didn’t know you needed but can’t live without once it’s staring at you.

No plants included, so you get to play god and choose which leafy life form gets the privilege of frog-watching. Spoiler: the frog judges your watering skills.