What if I told you that frogs have been secretly graduating with honors for centuries? The Hungdao Graduation Frog Plush Set lets you celebrate this magnificent amphibious achievement with an 8.6-inch green frog sporting a black cap, sash, and a greeting card that probably contains very important frog wisdom.

It even comes with an artificial rose, because nothing says 'Congrats, you made it through high school' like a plush frog bouquet. This isn’t just a plushie; it’s a pomp and circumstance in soft, huggable form, ready to attend any graduation party where frog-themed pomp is appreciated.

The real question: Can this frog get a standing ovation? If not, maybe it’s time to start the frog choir.